Texas Rangers: Dig. Dug. Dead.
Well, let's call it a season. I'll wait until the Texas Rangers are mathematically eliminated to discuss the approaching offseason, because I don't want to be guilty of one of those "Dewey Defeats Truman" moments, but this team has flatlined.
After a great series in Detroit, the hitting, pitching, and defense all went awry, putting the proverbial nail in the coffin. Their only chance now is to be renamed the Walker Texas Rangers. After all, Chuck Norris never loses.